Cat

Just there not doing anything

Look at my cat he’s sleeping

by My bfs dumb June 22, 2022

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022

pop cat

This is a meme consisting of a cat opening and closing it's mouth while making a popping noise.

Pop cat should NOT be used in a typical sentence.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

A cat

a person who’s taking a long time, playing, procrastinating or just not really interested.

You catting off we were supposed to be gone a while a go.

You a cat I knew you didn’t want to do it.

by Backwoodgee August 9, 2022

Cat shyt

Worthless men.

Your a peice of cat shyt!

by bitchplz5150 August 11, 2022

cat

demonic gremlins that go: MOWWWWW MEOW MOW MEOW MEW MOWWWW

Me: Omg look it’s a kitty cat!!
Cat: MEOWWWWW RAWRRRRR MOW MOW RAWR MEW MOWW MOW MEOW MEWWW MEW RAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022