Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

Dick Love

When you are enamored with someone, and then bang, and then are even more so.

"With such an incredible penis, it was easy to fall in dick love with Gabe."

by Calimander December 2, 2018

oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

Dick Chizzle

The aftermath of when you use a cheese grater on your penis, what comes after is called 'dick chizzle' which is the 'dust' or 'parts' of your penis.

1. Duuuude! Rob's dick is gone now, but the doctors saved it since there was some dick chizzle when he grated his dick on a cheese grater.

by raidenslicer May 18, 2018

dick gummy

a game played by two or more gay men where the onject of the game is too see who will lose a boner first. The men first stand in a circle and whip out their cock and try to get a boner, whomst ever loses the boner first will be declared the "straight dick gummy" for at least a week.

gay man 1: YOU GUYS TRYNA PLAY DICK GUMMY?
gay man 2: YOU KNOW IT (winks)

by @sucks.at.life June 20, 2018

Dick Quack

(Noun): (Exclamation): (Dik-kuak) -When a female preforms fellatio and, when pulling out, makes an audible suction-like noise.

"Damn nigga" jamall exclaimed. "She makin' yo dick quack".

by Smeef182 May 3, 2020

KFC dick

When your Dick looks like a piece of KFC with a little breading taken off

"man, Shaniqua loves my KFC dick."

by KFC White Boy June 27, 2014