village dick

The genitals of a man who has fucked several women

He has a village dick.

Women should avoid village dick at all costs.

by Wondah March 9, 2015

Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

by Washoe March 10, 2015

Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015

Shit-Dick

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.

"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.

"I just made a dick milkshake!"

by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

Dick Brush

A large mustache that cleans a dick when a blow job is given by a mustachiod man.

"Hey man, nice dick brush"
"Wow, his mustache is so big that it's a perfect dick brush."

by Hoody802 May 10, 2015