Cal-du-cat 

The stray/outside cat that dwells around the cal-du-sac of the neighborhood.

"That dang cal-du-cat keeps going around begging for food, it's fat enough!"
"The kids love to play with the cal-du cat, I hope it doesn't have fleas."
"We named the cal-du-cat 'Patches'."

Cal-du-cat by Bu-tan February 15, 2020

Lupo the cat 

An extremely fat cat belonging to an extremely fat owner.

Oi, james stop touching lupo the cat

Lupo the cat by Dor Nob February 20, 2020

Gassing the cat 

When you fart on her pussy. Spooning Gas fart

My girl was the big spoon last night and after all those tacos, I would up gassing the cat.

Gassing the cat by Diggin12 March 5, 2020

Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.

Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.

Socks the cat by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020

ya wee cat 

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way

Instagram post:
Comments (ya wee cat)

ya wee cat by Randomuser321432154321654321 April 22, 2020

rob my cat like a fenji 

"Rob my cat like a fenji" if a female says it to you, they want to have sex with you. Its a flirty thing to say.

Cat stands for the vagina of the female.
Fenji isn't a real word. Its just a thing you say sometimes.
With rob my cat like a fenji the girl kinda means "Fuck my vagina hard and soft" but thats not the actual meaning

Michael: "Hey"
Isha: "Heyyy"
Michael: "I like your hair.."
Isha: "Thanks..."
Michael: "Do you wanna do stuff together sometimes? If yk what I mean"
Isha: "Sure"
Michael: ....
Isha: *laughs* "Rob my cat like a fenji"
*both laugh*

rob my cat like a fenji by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ May 4, 2020

Giving the Cat a mouse 

The Act of making billions of dollars by doing 1 job

I am Giving the cat a mouse with this Job.

Giving the Cat a mouse by Coolbluedude30 May 9, 2020