ass baby

n. a vomit-inducing, hideously deformed mass of a human female.

SWEET SATAN!!!! I can't eat with that ass baby sitting a mere ten feet from me. I can feel my salad comming up.

by Blasphemer_0 January 20, 2005

Mexican Ass

A Prehistoric Donkey (4-legged hoofed animal) from the southwest or south of the border. Fossilized Remains of it were discovered by archaeologists at or near the La Brea Tar Pits.

On wikipedia. Type in the following key words: "La Brea Tar Pits" Scroll down Until you see a list of all of the prehistoric animals including the "Mexican Ass," that archaeologists found the remains of.

by Aaron Ferber January 4, 2009

joto ass

a gay mesican that acts like a bitch white girl

yo ricky martin is such a joto ass

by Lil Schmidt ft Big G June 18, 2006

ass hoe

one who whores themselves for ass or anal pleasure

rob: hey how much do u cost?
guy: im free as long as i get some of that ass
rob: ur such an ass hoe

by jakoozi April 6, 2006

hot ass

an alcoholic drink that combines Hot Tamales candy and Shmirnoff Ice.

Ashleigh and Krystal invented a new drink they dubbed "Hot Ass".

by erin October 26, 2004

dog ass

An adverb commonly used with the verb taste to describe an edible food item with undesirable flavors or is otherwise unsatisfying. Etymology of word most likely arose from the inferred or actual flavor of a dog’s anus.

Example 1

Person A: Dewd – are you hungry?
Person B: Hell yeah, I could eat the dead end of a rhinoceros; all I had to eat today was a sandwich my god it tasted like dog ass!

Example 2
Waiter, this pasta tastes like dog ass, could I have something else?

by finnadat November 18, 2004

ass mayo

When mayo is used as a lubricant during anal penetration and the anus is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the anus.

Jack used mayo as a lubricant on John's misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating ass as he proceeded to anal fuck him quite modestly. The mayo became trapped within his anal cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within John's feeble anus. John screamed out in frustration, "ass mayo!"

by Johhny Whiplash June 4, 2009