"living la vida loca"

He likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he'd like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed fag
so come on Ricky Martin, the boys say you're hot
shake yo booty and show 'em what you've got.....

"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"

"I told my boss that actually I had smoked pot in the past, but, given my love of cargo pants, it was a total Ricky Martin."

"When Marlena announced her true age to her co-workers, she was met with nearly universal Ricky Martin."

-Alex is a Ricky Martin

-Cristina looks like Ricky Martin