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Immaculately gay.
He likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he'd like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed fag
so come on Ricky Martin, the boys say you're hot
shake yo booty and show 'em what you've got.....

by clairem May 12, 2007
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gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.
"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"
by bigalski May 19, 2010
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(Noun) The awkward silence and/or major anticlimax that follows the confession of a big secret that everybody else already knew.
"I told my boss that actually I had smoked pot in the past, but, given my love of cargo pants, it was a total Ricky Martin."

"When Marlena announced her true age to her co-workers, she was met with nearly universal Ricky Martin."
by anterelic March 30, 2010
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