a browning moment

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.

As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.

by dsmartas January 28, 2020

Brown out

When you poop while having anal sex.

Stephanie had a little brown out the other night because she ate a ton of Indian food before we did anal.

by YP’s January 31, 2020

brown out

when a baby takes a shit in a public pool so everyone has to leave

Everyone get out of the pool, it's a brown out

by pancake167 February 2, 2020

Sylvia Browne

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.

I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Elliot browning

Elliot is a proper knobhead, he thinks he owns the place and he’s a sad 17 year old that gets his mother to put gel in his hair, a tad dandy

You know that dude, yeah he’s a proper Elliot Browning

by Bikelife1234 February 5, 2020

browning

The moment when you realize you're 3-4 drinks down between drunk and completely blacking out.

Upon smoking a cigarette and seeing everything around me start to slowly distort, I realized I was at the Browning point.

by Omg.its.t0m March 27, 2020

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020