an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.

"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"

The Bl-jack Death by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012

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6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"

The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.

6 seconds Jack by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016

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rosie and jack

The most amazing couple ever! Even though Jack doesn't confirm his love for her , they still are perfect together.

Josh:
You and Jack would make a perfect couple! Rosie and Jack.

rosie and jack by CrushedGuitarist45 January 1, 2017

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zack and jack

Two guys that happen to be best friends but are complete opposites, only date hoes and act like mild fuckboys but claim they are not. They break girls hearts and are over them the next day. They throw around the word "love" and bring a rubber whenever they see a good ass. They are commonly popular, because people think they are funny. Names are also replaceable with other fuckboy and basic white boy names

" Did you hear Zack and Jack eiffel towered (enter slutty name) last night? Wait, isn't Zack dating (enter slutty name)? yep."

zack and jack by spritecranberry.net January 27, 2018

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