dooge cat

such a sexy and awesome person the sexiest person. the bestest. the most awesomest person.

wow dooge cat is so sexy.

Dude I really want to have sex with dooge cat.

by somerandomsexyguy January 1, 2021

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

The Cat

When your free balling and start thrusting the air to make your peen to hit your shorts to violently and play a tune with you dick print ...
The CAT
C -ock
A -ir
T -hrust

Check out Cock slap on "The CAT "

by Ballbags and Handbags November 15, 2020

Emoji Cat Heat

Cat OCs made from emoji shapes overlapped together that contain NSFW content. A part of brainrot gen alpha videos and content of gooning. This is mostly made from children.

1: "I like Emoji Cat Heat!"
2: "stay away from me NOW"

by GoopyShake340 June 10, 2024

the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes

you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)

by SnowyCat1412 January 15, 2025

Cool Cat

A Giant Orange Pedophilic Cat That "Saves" The Fucking Kids Against Keemstar And He Loves All Kid.

The Guy Behind Cool Cat Is Jared Fogle.

by Lord McWaffles May 22, 2018