Sage the Fatass Cat 

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

Sage the Fatass Cat by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Mean game of cat and goose 

The definition derived from the age old tribe or the roseheath mans. When one mans says to another mans that he isn’t not trying to not woo his other mans woman.

Mans tryina play a mean game of cat and goose.

Mean game of cat and goose by Cat and goose mans August 20, 2018

baked potato cat 

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

baked potato cat by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Walk my cat 

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

Walk my cat by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

Skin The Cat 

A phrase referring to the act of a man showing and knowing that he is in power and has the authority in the the relationship.

Max has skin the cat because he chose where to eat without any questions from his girlfriend.

Skin The Cat by Turb0tastic January 28, 2019

curtiss da cat 

cat default

(Jimmy) curtiss da cat is a cat..... (Airin) he likes to eat cat food....

curtiss da cat by cousinbetty April 15, 2019

Shawn The Cat 

The best cat sock puppet in the world who just went through a divorce and is over his ex. He also has a youtube channel that is Shawn The Cat

"Shawn The Cat is way to good for Finn (his ex husband)"

Shawn The Cat by iamchimychonga June 13, 2019