Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

by Jsummers33 December 09, 2016

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12 year old

Someone who has been alive for 12 years. A lot of people associate 12 year old with that one kid who picks his nose and while playing fortnite. That’s not all of them. Many 12 year olds are actually pretty chill, and even if some are hyper, you don’t gotta hang out with them, just don’t insult them. This is coming from a person who is 12 and has ADHD. I don’t mess up the class, I try to keep it in as best as I can. In my grade, where everyone is 12 or 13, people usually keep to themselves and don’t disrupt everything.

Guy: yo that 12 year old kid is so dumb he probably begs his mom for v-bucks everyday
Guy 2: that’s not all 12 year olds. Some are cool. You just focus on the ones you see while you go to play fortnite while kissing your dream body pillow.
Guy 1: uhhh

by Xakez April 24, 2021

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the last five years

a musical play written in the late 90's by Jason Robert Brown. It tells the story of one couple's failed relationship told through the eyes of both the male and the female, Jamie and Cathy. Jamie tells the story in correct chronological order, whilst Cathy tells it in reverse order, starting with the "dear jane..." letter that is written to her by Jamie at the end of the play.

"The Last Five Years was performed at the theater loft last weekend, my friend Chris starred in it.

by john the tearer August 09, 2004

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New Year's Block

A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.

-doggonit! this is my third check today I write in the "old" year! -I know, you're not alone! I guess I got new year's block too, sorry to say.

by Cybercass December 30, 2009

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