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When keeping it real goes wrong

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.
by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004
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fry in the wrong pipe

1. When eating a french fry, it might "go down the wrong pipe," causing one to choke.
2. A slang term for male homosexual relations.
1. "Are you alright?" "Yeah, dude it's just a fry in the wrong pipe."
2. "Yo, dog, you put your fry in the wrong pipe."
3. "Did you hear about Bruce?" "Dude, I heard he puts his fry in the wrong pipe!"
by Balla4Allah April 26, 2007
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wrongedy

how u gonna steal my cheez its ?! thats wrongedy!!
by tricia December 13, 2004
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wrong clicking

A wrong click is when you accidentally right click the mouse, and you wind up opening a big program that takes several seconds to load. Wrong clicking is common when seniors use computers.
Aunt Ethel got pretty frustrated opening her email. She kept wrong clicking on her Map N Go icon and finally had to call her son, Bill Gates, to open the mail.
by euphemismo February 24, 2007
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The wrong assumption

An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".

One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.

The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.

And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).

Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
On the internet as well as in politics one constantly sees the wrong assumption at work.
by felixh November 4, 2016
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Law of wrong way

The law of wrong way states that: "While driving in the city, any missed or wrong turn and subsequent backtracking to find your original route will be met by frustratingly slow moving traffic and red lights at every intersection.

Many, if not all of these red lights will be Full-cycle red lights."
While trying to find the corporate building downtown, I missed my turn and ended up backtracking an extra 3 miles, through 4 busy intersections, while following two old ladies, a Vespa scooter and a garbage truck. The law of wrong way was in effect.

Needless to say, I missed the Boss's luncheon and didn't get the promotion. FML.
by Markwonder October 28, 2010
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Swag Gone Wrong

An attempt at coming off as cocky and/or cool that goes horribly wrong. Equates to a forfeit of one's social life. Usual response is "....no. just no."
Person A: Yo nigga check out this new snuggie I got. Hella fresh ain't it?
Person B: ...................swag gone wrong.
by rxnaij November 18, 2011
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