I wonder if we have any birthday wrapping paper? nope, Looks like she's getting Ghetto Wrapping this year.
by sirpooonyou February 17, 2012
the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022
by JealSmoth February 02, 2025
Everything the owner of a shiny gadget needs to keep his precious spot- and scratchless. From grainy screen protectors to huge rubber cases, if it's on your device and not decoration, it's gadget wrap. Applicable to smartphones, tablets, smartwatches and any other piece of surprisingly fragile modern technology.
I wanted to skip the gadget wrap on my new phone, but the back is already scuffed after a week in my pocket.
by user565322 October 10, 2016
Where you run bacon grease and place a small portion of scrambled eggs on her 😺 and then eating it, leaving only one thing to do, give her the sausage,
by Thefunnydukker November 12, 2021
Allen could really use some looser pants; He's saran wrapped tighter than my mothers leftover lasagna.
by CloSin^2 November 23, 2015
When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 31, 2024