by Fangsta December 14, 2003
Get the work it mug.Work by Joshua Jones – a word, an entity, a being created at the beginning of time which require individuals or organizations to accomplish tasks, for a reward, that others do not want to do. It creates a monogamist approach to our minds where we are forced to enter the office and perform a single task over and over again, or until facebook or a stupid computer games pries away from another meaningless duty, limiting our independent thought to that of a simple machine. An escape from your wife, an underpaid way to pass time, a place to make single serving friends, some of which you talk badly about behind their backs cause they simply suck, all because we want material items that we can use for (hopefully) 48 carefree hours known as the weekend. Even better, a place to beat the system, make the money, use it to get drunk, get laid, and buy things for the now, and take 4 day weekends because the office thinks you’re on important meetings… I’m good at the work I choose to do.
to the office: I have work alllll weeekend
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings
by Jonesey23 September 24, 2009
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You had sex with the new girl?
"Ya butt she wasn't very good. I had to teach her what to do. Kinda like your wife, haha."
You really are a piece of work.
"Ya butt she wasn't very good. I had to teach her what to do. Kinda like your wife, haha."
You really are a piece of work.
by Zenagin October 21, 2015
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Get the corner work mug.A groop of overpayed automotive line workers, who are extremely lazy and dont care about their job.
The United Auto Workers union, is the association that these imcompitent line workers are a part of that fights with the auto company to get more money for the greedy workers, and to also help pervent replacing a workers job with a robot.
The United Auto Workers union, is the association that these imcompitent line workers are a part of that fights with the auto company to get more money for the greedy workers, and to also help pervent replacing a workers job with a robot.
Those lazy United Auto Workers, i wish that the auto companys go bankrupt so that they can get rid of these leeches, and start back up agian with 8$/h burger flippers.
by Ralph11111 May 22, 2009
Get the United Auto Workers mug."Let's go to work" Other taglines for the movie are "Every dog has his day." and "Let's get the job done"
by DutchMovieFan December 7, 2007
Get the Let's go to work mug.As a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. The differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. One is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scraps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. The other gives us milk.
"Gary, do you have that report done I asked you for this morning?"
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."
by Cronocke March 24, 2008
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