wonka'd

to chew up any kind of candy and spit it in someones face

dude austin tottally wonka'd elijah at the football game last night!!!

by MDR! October 21, 2009

Wanktooth

The sharing of masturbation tips via a wireless network!

Mate send me that thing you were talking about... wanktooth it ennit!

by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

wonker nugget

A person who is ridiculous and deserves to be called names

A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears

Oh my gosh KG, I cannot believe you think you are cooler than me! You can be such a wonker nugget sometimes.

by creater of wonker nuggets November 21, 2010

Wonkvert

The act of completely messing up a file, 3d model, text formatting or any other item by converting a document or file from one type to another.

When I finally found a file type that the program would accept, the model was so wonkverted that it looked like a three legged gnome whose head had suddenly exploded.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

Wonka Chute

another term for yer bum hole

He's going down the Wonka Chute tonight

by willywonk'dya July 21, 2011

Wanktoad

The New Wave of Chillness

"Nothing much, just wanktoading"

by R. Mutt 2017 February 14, 2012