1. Uncle Tom is a person of any race of any color that degrades his own people. on a consistent basis. 2. race traitor
by Uppity White Man October 17, 2018
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"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"
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by manoguv December 28, 2007
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Get the goofy ahh uncle productions mug.The unofficial Pendako uncle. He is friendly, big, hairy, hands out beatings, loves you, is behind you, and he also is known for being unique.
by Anonymous April 6, 2005
Get the Uncle Happy mug.Uncle Crimbo is the Santa Claus-type figure of the Kingdom of Loathing.
Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.
Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbo toys are made.
Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.
Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbo toys are made.
Uncle Crimbo stopped by my campground and left this groovy Advent Calendar. Boss.
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Oh sweet Jick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!
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Oh sweet Jick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!
by Kenjoki Ikari December 25, 2005
Get the Uncle Crimbo mug.What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnight male gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.
by hannibal lickter May 15, 2005
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