touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

Touch mickey

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock

I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys

by Big mama mar May 6, 2020

ghost touch

Getting good top

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth

by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016

To Much Touch

having to many touch screen electronics

"dude everything you have is a touch screen! your phone, your ipod, even the remote for your TV!"

"i know man, ive got To Much Touch"

by spadesrider95 December 30, 2008