touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 10, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 02, 2021

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 02, 2009

The Green Touch

A incurable disease someone immediately gets when committed or signing to Tulane.

Don’t touch that kid, he has the green touch!

by DAD5 September 24, 2019

Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"

by Jnet823 January 19, 2010