touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"

by Jnet823 January 18, 2010

To Much Touch

having to many touch screen electronics

"dude everything you have is a touch screen! your phone, your ipod, even the remote for your TV!"

"i know man, ive got To Much Touch"

by spadesrider95 December 30, 2008

Shidas Touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.

What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!

Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.

by jgreene777 June 8, 2010