torch of love

The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.

Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}

by parkanian July 20, 2008

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Torch The Atlantic

A sick as hardcore band that started on the sunshine coast, Australia.

Friend 1 - Have you heard of Torch The Atlantic?
Friend 2 - Why yes i have, I hear they pull some wicked shows!
Friend 1 - Yeah, They sure do!

by Daniel TTA January 12, 2008

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tomchel

A word meaning the ultimate sex.
Virgin mary meets the man of her life.

chel-' OMG last night i experienced a tomchel'
cassandra- 'WTF, omgz'
tom- i am a sex master, what can i say?

by margarett April 10, 2008

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touched naughties

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008

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Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009

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torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.

I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.

by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009

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