tool. 

1. A person who tries too hard to fit into the mainstream idea of cool. Common identifying marks of the tool involve tattoos based off of a professional wrestler's tattoos, yellow cars with spoilers and the insistence to listen to bad music, i.e. Usher and Our Lady Peace.

2. Carson Daly.

I had to endure the entire night with that man, he's a total tool.

tool. by Mikey James. June 19, 2004

[Tool]

Someone who does whatever people want him to do, goes out of their way to kiss ass, and sucks massive throbbing cock. Tools typically have queer fathers and very horny sisters.

Tb is an example of a Tool. P.S. you know what we should really do...

[Tool] by Albanian Immigrant January 14, 2009

tool. 

One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.

God, Carson Daly is a tool. He is willing to toss salad for the Man.

tool. by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008

tool. 

a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.

(insert name here) your a tool.

tool. by Scott Farrell November 14, 2005

Tool. 

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.

Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.

Tool. by WordBoss3 February 23, 2024

Tool Bag 

An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.

dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.

dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.

Tool Bag by Max86 September 13, 2012

Tool Convention 

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.

Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.

Tool Convention by Steinus July 19, 2012