Muff-Druff

Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff

Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff

by Nicola1 September 29, 2007

Jizzer Muff

Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.

Eww hes a jizzer muff.

Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.

by StormSammons August 07, 2009

muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking

Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver

by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016

Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff

I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

stuff the muff

a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.

Man: Lets play stuff the muff!

Man 2: Yeah!

Woman: Ok, i suppose you did buy me them chewing gums.

by Raaaas May 13, 2008

Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

by Mr. Muffcake June 28, 2011

Blue Muff

A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night

"I was grinding at the club all night with this guy and he left me with blue muff"

by Hillbilliedeluxe December 04, 2008