tenderbone

A very attractive young woman between the ages of 18 and 25

let's go to the university and check out all the new tenderbones.

by twistednick January 15, 2010

tennerculosis

A disease of the mind and respiratory system. Symptoms include: Extended small talk, close-talking, touch-talking, bad breath. There is no cure, but is treatable by avoiding the infected as mush as possible.

That guy has such bad tennerculosis! He's so annoying I can't bear it!

by antidisestablishmentarianismis November 27, 2012

tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'

super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!

by michael foolsley June 3, 2012

tennerculosis

A disease of the mind that has symptoms such as never ending conversations, intruding the personal space of others, touching others while speaking to them, and becoming a punching-bag for your offspring. Coughing is the only major physical symptom. This disease is not contagious, but also untreatable.

Jason's dad has some extreme tennerculosis; he is SO annoying!

by fpoawjekpowk'pczksd' August 10, 2012

Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 22, 2013

Tender business

Genitals/balls/taint/scrotum

"Wham, right in the tender business."

by Scarecrowsyn November 22, 2013

tenderthrob

A group of poopy-head musicians who smoke too much pot, who back a curly-haired singer from California. Who also smokes too much pot.

It was a bummer that the show ended with that tenderthrob. I was trying to rage.

by king_Triton November 14, 2014