Table-flipping

Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.

After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.

by Danny K. August 4, 2007

tabloid

A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.

The tabloid's said that martians were coming! Run!

by Sam Kessenich May 18, 2006

tabletisation

The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening

I couldn't sleep last night so i went into tabletisation

by Coopie June 27, 2005

tabone

To insert ones penis inside another person

I would tabone you, but you phablet will get in the way.

by stevedogood September 10, 2013

Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

tabasko sweet

The greatest flex offenender and hypbeast on the planet. Always stays clean, but I don’t need to tell you more cuz you already know what it is

Tabasko Sweet is my freaking guy, no one’s got more clout then him

by BigBoyUriel May 5, 2018

TableFluid

The fluid that keeps the table down

"What is that" "don't worry its just a simple case of tablefluid"

by Yn yrban dictionary March 23, 2020