A small vermin that lays the nutty brown. Abreviation of squirrel shit which is generally used in the same manner as shit but can be applied wherever really, i.e. films
"Couldnt give a squirrel"
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface
by The Foulsh September 21, 2005

bending over in a in the fetal posistion with your ass up in the air and a few nuts ready for action
by L on a stick February 12, 2006

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
by Gmilch May 16, 2010

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.
by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.
I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.
by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!
by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".
by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011
