Diddly squat

Nothing

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour

by 91_Percent_Isopropyl June 20, 2018

NESP Squat

When you put an extreme amount of weight on a squat rack that even a body builder can’t squat. Then you put it On your shoulders and go down about 1 inch and come back up and rack the bar, and everyone in the gym is recording you and hyping you the fu*k up.

“ Bro I’m diesel, I squatted 700 lbs “
“Dude your not diesel, that was a NESP squat”

by Crossfit July 21, 2019

the old pinch n' squat

when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.

" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"

"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"

by stfumct September 5, 2016

timber squat

Mavis Beacon's source for hard core starry jnight pro's and other supeior metalerggys, not to mention inferior made temple maviss'

i sat on a mavis and made it squirt slop on to owly

by natedizzle July 15, 2003

doodly-squat

The act (or attempt or result) of writing one's name in the snow by a female, or other such feat of aimed urination.

Courtney may be red hot, but you can't read her doodly-squat. Sue can doo it.

by HydeeeHo May 14, 2011

bro squat

When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.

Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.

Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 12, 2009

refugee squat

noun: the act of squatting down low to the ground, tail bone almost touching, knees to chest, to stay cool while waisting time at a refugee camp. spreading legs wide creates room for food preparation or laundry pounding.

I am going to refugee squat while waiting for this bus.

I get the cleanest shirts if they are washed refugee squat style.

At camp we sat in a refugee squat circle telling stories and staying cool from the heat

by Kikimama612 December 9, 2008