Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.

I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.

by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023

Slümpi

An ironic nickname for one's romantic partner derived from a Norwegian folk tale about a lazy beast, akin to a sloth, that dwells in the forest.

Love you, Slümpi
Hello, my Slümpi (Affectionate)
You are such a lovable Slümpi

by M0mbl3s September 3, 2023

Slump Buster

a typically not very attractive woman that will knock you out of a slump from a sexual drought

"man I needed to slay a slump buster so i can focus on finding wifey material."

by KMCPimpin December 13, 2023

Slumps Up

Slumps Up isn't just a saying, it's a move.

The People (Slumps) are on a high level. Slumps Up.

by masenz December 15, 2023

Splurp

Same thing as slonking.

"Hey bro, I'm tired, let's go have a splurp!"

by Splurper January 5, 2024

Sclump

a large amount of grump concentrated in a spot to form a sclump

"that person exudes to much sclump"
"yea, he's been collecting the grump"

by Morigae September 27, 2023

shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023