Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.
by MrWhistler July 4, 2005
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girl- i was up all last night sploranging with 3 other guys
dude- i was up all last night sploraging with other people on the internet
dude- i was up all last night sploraging with other people on the internet
by doomsday July 5, 2005
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Get the sploot mug.A single drop of water from above (usually a tree, roof eaves, storefront awning, entryway door) that hits you on the head even though you have been avoiding the rain by walking under protective objects along your route, and which occurs at the very moment you let your guard down as you transition from outdoors to indoors... subsequently penetrating your hair, soaking into your scalp, making you feel cold and itchy, causing you to scratch which messes up your hair and makes you look un-smart.
No, I'm not trying to look like a Millennial, I'm scratching my head because even though I made it all the way from Circular Quay to the office without getting wet, I got splorked as I walked in the door... has anybody got a comb?? I'm hungry, lets get a taco.
by Torpedo Fifty One October 1, 2019
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