Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

spliced

Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.

Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!

by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004

mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.

When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.

by jaws November 1, 2006

banana split

A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.

I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.

by randomthoughts89 December 10, 2010

split

1. Female genitalia.
2. A female.
3. A uniform break in something, often fabric.

1. Show us your split, bitch!
2. Come here you stupid split!
3. There was a split in my pants

by virginconversionunit April 1, 2004

splirted

To splash or spread some type of liquid around.

Loren: Damn, Veronica!
Veronica: Que?
Loren: You splirted your drink everywhere!

by Loren Parks January 18, 2007

Spite Day

Celebrated six days before Valentine's Day, February 8th, to ensure maximum ill will. It is a day to release contempt in SPITE of the Hallmark Holiday. DYI hate cards and hard-as-rocks pastries are given to couples, while delicious SPITE treats are spread to the joyous single masses... or to whomever you want, really. If you do not like a certain person, then SPITE them.

Go forth, and be repugnant!

Baking spite brownies, muffins, or cakes for Spite Day is highly encouraged.

by Christina Monterrosa February 8, 2008