Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Sparking

A sexual inter counter where one achieves orgasm by moving against the leg of another person. Ex. Starting a fire.

Mille and me were sparking in the car last night

by White October 17, 2018

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

Sharking

The act of flipping an unsuspecting person's inner tube (as they are in the seated position), most commonly performed in the lazy river or wave pool.

Girl #1: Did you see those dudes sharking those old people in the lazy river?

Girl #2: Yeah, I saw a couple of them doing somersaults.

by Popizzle August 25, 2011

sharking

when you slowly drive around angrily looking for a parking spot; preferably driving around in circles in a parking lot

"I spent 20 minutes sharking today! it was freaking ridiculous!"

by moxxie13 May 28, 2012

Sporking

The act of spooning but with added fingers

Willemina made James a lovely strong cup of tea and on returning to bed, recieved a tender sporking from him.

by Candivontron August 11, 2010

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Imperatore June 4, 2011