jessica simpson

Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.

Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).

by smartguy5858 January 29, 2005

jessica simpson

a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =

Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!

by Kelly_hotness April 8, 2007

simpsonsphobia

the fear of the cartoon family "the simpsons" or the fear of yellow people.

Erica realised she had simpsonsphobia when she turned on the tv and saw homer simpson. Erica screamed.

by taylor dragon April 20, 2009

Graggle simpson

A fan made simpsons character

Usualy used in edited videos to make it seem as if he was always there to begin.

Person 1: hey do you remember graggle simpson and his iconic catchphrase " It's graggling time"

Person 2: you fucking dumbass he never existed

by Kilca is dead June 15, 2022

the OJ simpson effect

when most people watching the news know a perpetrator is guilty however the jury didn't complete high school or choose to ignore obvious evidence and find him or her not guilty. this usually happens in murder cases

the two most well known people to experience the OJ Simpson effect are OJ Simpson himself and Casey Anthony

by ian223 July 7, 2011

Simpsons Talker

One who believes they know about politics solely on the basis that they watch The Simpsons. However, when goaded into as discussion on politics, all they can usually do is recite quotes or jokes from The Simpsons.

The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.

by Rodney Basil April 21, 2004

Jessica Simpson

my idol and favourite person in the world. she is talented stunning beyond words and genuine. i wish i was exactly like her.<3

Jessica Simpson is a role model to anyone.

by audreyhepburn January 15, 2006