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earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.
Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.
by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015
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Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.
That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter
by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017
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shitterfucker

1. someone that fucks someone in the ass.
2. someone thats an ass.

a universal phrase that can be taken in many ways and used in many contexts.

the word was made up by elyse and dave at kean university.
1. you're a shitterfucker.
2. you shitterfucker.
by polishdevil December 11, 2004
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Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.
by Puce Emu August 21, 2008
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Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.
Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.
by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008
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Secret Shitter

A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.


Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.

He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
by Christopher G. Webb March 12, 2009
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Way and Shite!

Donegal slang for "Piss off" or "Go away, you retard!"
Mooney: Would you feed me, i'm too fat
Jaime and Petur in unisome : Way and Shite!
by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009
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