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Sexy Dorito 

When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.

When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.

By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
Damn Joe looking like a sexy dorito! I bet chicks are all over you!
Sexy Dorito by dorito luver 6969 November 4, 2021
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Sexy Products 

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sexy man pose 

An internet meme created by the BFFs Battlefield Friends

Sexy Man Pose can be seen as an ironic form of trolling or as an alternative to tea bagging in the first person shooter Battlefield 3.

After killing an opponent the player will lie down next to the corpse of their victim in prone position and change from their side arm to their main weapon creating the sexy man pose.
The gesture produced by sexy man pose resembles that of a reclining catalogue model and can appear to be strangely homoerotic. A whole squad can work the pose arranging themselves around the victim to “…spread out like a bunch of man candy.”
sexy man pose by ZbrushCentral November 5, 2013

Sexy fat 

When youre fat and still look sexy
Girl A: “Do you see that guys body?
Girl B: “Yeah, he’s sexy fat. Thick and sexy
Sexy fat by boxofcats July 30, 2018

sexy brain 

A phrase used to describe someone who is sexually attractive because of their high IQ or because the way they think is unique or seems very similar to the attractee's own ideals.
"He has a PhD in psychiatry & neuroscience and works for Doctors Without Borders. He doesn't look like much, but damn, he's got a sexy brain."

"I love her sexy brain! It's like she knows what I'm thinking before I do."

Some examples of famous sexy brains: Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, John Stewart, Jodie Foster, Barrack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Steve Jobs, Ayn Rand
sexy brain by Anemonii February 4, 2010

Sexy Time 

Means to make love, fuck or have sex whatever you prefer to call it
generally said by a male person when referring to a female

was brought about mainly by the Ali G show Borat character
Borat: "I would like to make a sexy time with her"
Guy: "Oh ya man, last night we made a sexy time for a full hour
Sexy Time by shlubster December 30, 2011

Sexy mofo 

Cory m aka grandpa Eagle
Did you see sexy mofo- crap I mean Cory
Sexy mofo by Duehxnejsjie April 20, 2021