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Selfie 503

A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.
“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”

“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”
by planether August 20, 2024
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selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking
Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?
by 🅰️ December 7, 2024
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Selfer

• Selfer (noun) – A person who believes they are a professional in design, renovation, or construction, but in reality, they create complete disasters. A selfer prefers to DIY everything, ignores professionals and turns any project into a chaotic mess. Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.

Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".

In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.

In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things

worse.

• Selfering (verb) – The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".

The result? A disaster waiting to happen.

• Selferism (noun) – The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise. This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
1. "Dude, I just saw a house with neon-green walls and zebra-print floors. Must've been a selfer's work."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" – congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".

9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
by INTéRIYA February 26, 2025
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Selfer

• Selfer (noun) - A person who believes they are a professional in design, renovation, or construction, but in reality, they create complete disasters. A selfer prefers to DIY everything, ignores professionals and turns any project into a chaotic mess.
Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) - The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) - The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise.
This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
1. "Dude, I just saw a house with neon-green walls and zebra-print floors. Must've been a selfer's work."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" - congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
by INTéRIYA February 26, 2025
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Selfie Olafa

Określenie na nieakceptowalne i creepy robienie komuś zdjęcia bez jego wiedzy lub zgody, zwykle w miejscu publicznym. Termin używany negatywnie wobec osoby naruszającej czyjąś prywatność.
– Widziałeś, co on zrobił? Totalne selfie Olafa.
– To chore, takie zachowanie jest nie do obrony.
by Mikispl12 February 2, 2026
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Bottom Selfie

When Kim Kardashian posted a post baby Bottom Selfie, Kelly Brooks posted a belfie right away.
by mrsepicmiss October 22, 2013
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male selfie

To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.
-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013
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