master slide

Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.

John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card

by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 5, 2020

Mississippi slider

The act of jumping out of, or off of, a moving vehicle faceplanting and sliding down the road rather than rolling.

“I might just jump out of the car.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”

by sssff July 16, 2021

Vagina Slide

A baby mommas nether region that has given birth to multiple babies from multiple dads.

Not only is Sarah a crazy succubus, that vagina slide of hers has been working overtime.

by Fin Gherbang August 30, 2021

Hoe Slides

Slip on flat sandal similar to a prison shower shoe. Adidas are common, as are similar ones with fur.

When the stripper left the stage she kicked off her clear heals and slipped on her hoe slides.

by tfred300 September 23, 2021

penis slider

a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.

also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.

guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*

guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS

by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021

Next Slide

An interjection used to indicate that the subject of a presentation is understood, obvious, or boring. Indicates that the person presenting the information should move to the "next slide."

Bob: "The amortization schedule will reflect 30 years of accrued interest over the principal..."
Carol: "Next slide..."

by omg astro glide August 25, 2022

Dead Slide

A term usually used in videogames, typically in first-person shooters, when a player intends to slide as an evasive maneuver, but accidentally crouches, which usually gets the player killed instead.

"Bro I almost had him, but i had a fuckin' Dead Slide around the corner and he shot me!"

by 4Star September 5, 2023