National give Rio rogers head day

On April 26 once a year everyone on earth has to give Rio rogers a bj

Oh hey Rio, it's national give Rio rogers head day would you appreciate head in the toilet

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

National give Rio rogers head day

On April 26 everyone in the UK has to offer Rio rogers a bj

Hey Rio I heard it's national give Rio rogers head day would you like me to give you a bj

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third

a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.

by Bob Mate the third June 6, 2017

rogers middle school

this school theres a fight every week. mostly filled with rich kid assholes who don't give a shit about others feelings. homophobic and racially abusive individuals. teachers are okay but its mainly the students who can go choke on a dick. theres a select few who actually go thought shit and who aren't stuck up so shout out to you broskis. people who think they're the shit but will get a rude awakening when they get to high school or do something to the wrong person (cant wait) so to sum it up, fuck everyone at rogers middle school(and last years eighth graders) you all can go choke

sherri: ugh why is miranda so fucking bitchy
me:um don't you know? she went to rogers middle school. everyone who goes there turn out to be dickheads.

by sidneyisverycool June 30, 2019

Jilly Roger

1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.

2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.

Did you check out the Jilly Roger on Jilly Roger? That is a hot chick with one sweet ass tattoo!

by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009

Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award

Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.

by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011

Steve Rogers

Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life

"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."

by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019