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road ants

normal people driving on the road who drive normally and not aggressively, drive boring cars and mind their own business
"My race car is broken, so now i have to drive the daily and be a road ant."

"I was stuck behind some road ants the other day, until I finally got a chance to pass them."
by iwishihadans2k January 8, 2014
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road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!
Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!
by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017
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Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia
Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy
by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022
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The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.
I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.
by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008
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Low-roading

Instead of taking the high road, it's super woke to low-road people. The simple insinuation that your friends and family have wronged you is plenty for them to see things your way. And we all know, you're in the right, right? If you weren't, you wouldn't be.

Did someone assume your gender? How dare they.
Are they tired of your shit? Hitler was tired of the Jews.
Do they have lighter skin than you? How can they sleep at night knowing they're oppressing a visible minority?
You're sure a fan of low-roading, snowflake.
by FoxNSox January 11, 2019
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Champion's road

The most annoying fucking level on Mario 3d World. If you pass it, I will personally give you head
Friend: Fuck you suck at that
Me: Suck a dick its Champion's Road cum wad
Friend: *fucking dies*
by pussy sussy January 31, 2022
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Cuntry road

A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.
John had to take the muddy back road as there was heavy congestion on his usual Cuntry road.
by barryballbags May 31, 2022
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