Glide

To push something (a dick) into something (vagina) swiftly.

Glide that dick into Sylvianne's vagina!

by Vivvi December 16, 2016

glide

The movement of a worm.

Instead of working, you chose to glide like a worm!

by Oga Nla March 20, 2016

glide

to mean as in to fight or beat up violently.

bro,u need to get on sumwhere before i glide you.

by Icee Baller 34 December 16, 2007

Glide

To have an obvious crush on a slightly older girl, but to be too wimpy to ask her out, even after months of preparation. The crush is usually unrequited because the crusher is an Animal Jam geek.

Person 1: Damn, that kid really is Gliding that girl Sylvianne.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.

by Ciao Billy December 16, 2016

Glide

A more elegant term for an assortment of wine samples, similar to a flight of beer

Would you like some wine to taste?

Yes my good sir, ill take a glide

by crazychickling July 3, 2019

Glide In

A street side parking space that has enough room in advance of the intended spot, so that one can simply glide into the space, without the necessity of parallel parking or jumping the curb (not good for vehicles with CV joints, but done regularly, nevertheless). The more vacant spots in advance of the target spot, the better.

Stoners, the morbidly obese and people over 50, will cruise endlessly for glide in spots. It is rumored that the last glide in parking space in Manhattan was spotted sometime around 1935.

And for the really serious parker, there is the Super Glide In. (Which is a Glide In combined with a Glide Out.)

by miker2001 December 29, 2009

Glide in the DM's

Gliding in the DM's-The complete overshoot of "sliding" In the DM's. For one to "glide" in the DM's you must enter his or her DM's so sly and smooth that it has a direct affect of positive result; to have an overbearing feeling of confidence that you will get a direct result from this action; only few posses the power to "glide" into the DM's.

This chick just liked all my gym pics on the gram, ima glide in the DM's.

by Apple jack January 6, 2015