Pinchin The Carrot 

Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.

"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"

"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"

Pinchin The Carrot by BeezyB604 February 2, 2010

Pilcher 

A "Pilcher" is an archaic (very old) going back to 1600's in England to describe someone who is a worthless or insignificant person. The word is starting to come back into common use and can also describe someone who indirectly steal from their employer but not working...hiding out and sleeping, etc.

You got to keep your eye on Andy, he is one mean Pilcher.

Pilcher by Sean Rose 1965 December 14, 2017

hustler pinch 

when a person rubs their fingers together towards someone, indicating that they will go home with them for a price.

"I was at the bar last night and once I got the courage to ask this hottie for numbers she looked at me, smiled, and gave me the hustler pinch. I hate when that happens."

hustler pinch by cliffordmontero February 24, 2007

pitty pinch 

When your friend secretly pinches your ass to make you feel better.

Sara is in a bar and feeling like a dog and marcy comes over secretly pitty pinches her ass.

Sara: "I just got my ass pinched feelin sexy now"

Marcy: giggles and keeps the pinch to herself

pitty pinch by darrrrr May 28, 2007

Zippy the Pinhead 

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.

*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."

Zippy the Pinhead by Joey December 14, 2004

pinch a loaf 

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

pinch a loaf by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009

Pitcher 

A superiour drinker, usually refered to in a drunken context.

"He's surely the biggest Pitcher tonight"
"I was so wasted but Tim kept his Pitcher head on"

Pitcher by Magicianjuggler May 9, 2009