dicked on my pay check 

anything bad that happens to you.
or getting a bad pay check.

"I don't really feel like talking I JUST GOT DICKED ON MY PAY CHECK!!!!"

dicked on my pay check by samuelRawesome May 23, 2008

dicked my mind 

When an individual screws with someone else's mind.

Dude, he just dicked my mind.

dicked my mind by mattyice2828 June 13, 2016

dicked my cock 

when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.

"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."

dicked my cock by skeezmo12 July 12, 2009

Dicks in my hand 

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

Dicks in my hand by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013

Suck my cunt, dickboi 

A one time popular phrase of the internet culture.

Yo momma don't like my socks? Suck my cunt, dickboi.

A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.

Suck my cunt, dickboi by drugs n hugs January 27, 2017

MyDick 

A better random response then "your mom" (Said as if it were one word)

Guy 1:Hey whats that smell?
Guy 2:MyDick

MyDick by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014

mydickitch 

It just means your dick itch’s

Hey Brandon I think Theo just said “mydickitch” should I itch it for him?

mydickitch by DalMolisher April 17, 2021