MTV

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

by stan February 23, 2005

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021

MTV

a channel that used to be realy cool and full of cool music untill it started showing more and more stupid shows that have nothing to do with music such as real world, rich girls, etc...mtv2 and mtvh are better...they play actual music.

lets watch mtv
no! thats just stupid shows! howabout mtv2 or mtvh instead?

by liz December 27, 2003

mtn dew

The crap new name of mountain dew. Everything about the old logo is better.

"Why the fuck did they change the name to mtn dew?"

by baseracer January 30, 2009

MTB

An acronym for Mountain Bike.

Mike: Hey Snowflake, why do you need fatty rims and ridiculous travel on your mtb?

Snowflake: Because I brake shit!

by mikwat May 19, 2004

MTV

exploitation of our mass consumer economy

9year old girl: omg!! i'm wearing the same thong as britney on mtv!!

by headycheese April 10, 2006

MTVmo

The bands MTV has taken upon itself to call emo.
These include: Taking Back Sunday,All American Rejects,Fall Out Boy,Panic! At The Disco,Dashboard Confessional,30 Seconds To Mars,My Chemical Romance and Afi.
NONE of these bands are emo but MTV is a lazy bullshit corporation that can't be bothered to be original and so chucks the word "emo" at every current guitar band,thus adding to the current emo frenzy.
Now preps are running around high schools telling everyone how emo they are and how much they love Panic! At The Disco.
And it's all thanks to MTV.
Thanks,MTV. You just seem to ruin everything don't ya?

Girl1:"Oooh,I just love Fall Out Boy. So emo!"
Girl2:"Nope,that's MTVmo."
Girl1:"Oh...what about My Chemical Romance? They're emo,they have eyeliner!"
Girl2:"Nope."
Girl1:"Oh...well Panic! At The Disco SURELY?"
Girl2:"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T MENTION THAT BAND AND "EMO" IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!!"

by bandanasarerad October 22, 2006