Moses rape

the opposite of jesus rape only with moses.

if someone is jesus raping you and your jewish you can moses rape them just for kicks.

"stop jesus raping me or ill moses rape you!"

by Samatha12345678901 October 30, 2008

Moses

A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.

Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males"

by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017

moss

Bad sportsmanship like behavior.

See also moonpranceflaunt

I can't believe he Mossed me.
He should get a penalty for that Moss.

by Eric Pederson January 10, 2005

Moses

An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.

Moses is a sweeet person

by RayRay04 March 4, 2009

Moses

everything is fine or good as in there is no problem.

-yo, how was the trip
-it was moses


-you have everything set up?
-yes, yes everything is moses.

by chop88 June 27, 2005

Righteous Moss

nice hair, cool haircut

Dude, righteous moss!!

by Brett Pingree January 19, 2004

Mossed

Football slang for being fucking someone in the ass.

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.

by McMoss18 September 25, 2010