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Salad Monster

A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.
Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.
by AIR D March 21, 2009
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Shnuggle Monster

A monster knitted by the health fairy. He snuggles with the sick and makes them feel all better with cuddles and kisses.

His main mode of transport is upon a rainbow, but has been known to use moonbeams and starlight.

He comes in all different colours and enjoys many activities such as pie eating, drumming, dancing and rollerskating.
oh no, what do you mean you are ill? hopefully the shnuggle monster will take your pain away
by Writingck28 August 31, 2010
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menstroni

da female cycle, wen u on yo period!!!!
damn girl im on my menstroni and its leakin!!
by nyle johnson August 26, 2008
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Menstrually Retarded

A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."

"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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Manstruating

Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.
Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!
by Deecee February 25, 2015
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Monster Rancher

One of the coolest TV shows of its time.
I want them to bring back Monster Rancher and show all three seasons uncut!
by Bone February 15, 2004
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jello monster

A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.
OMG, Becky, look at his butt. He is SUCH a jello monster.
by lizlynnakinn December 16, 2008
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