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monke

by anonymous March 2, 2021
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Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.
Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.
by GooseMilker May 7, 2022
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by MonkeLandKing December 29, 2023
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The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...
Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.
by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022
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Monke

Monke means Gianni, Marco, Anthony, Jack, And David we are all Monke that eat bananas but Monke is not *Monkey* because Monke is family
by Gg.vr and stone of healing February 27, 2022
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Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
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monke

guy: I am Monke where banana hehehe E 69 funny
Me:(-_-)
by Hitlerisawoman July 31, 2021
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