Mike Monoxide 

When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.

Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.

Sarah- Really?

Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.

Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.

Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!

Mike Monoxide by gunbear08 March 5, 2010

Mike Oxlong 

A trap name

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!

Mike Oxlong by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

mike hunt 

someone born with a sad name. i'm sorry mike hunt but your famous on kahoot!

Guy 1: is that mike hunt?
Girl 1: yeah
Guy 1: oh.. damn i feel bad for him.

mike hunt by ranga69 November 4, 2019

Mike Jones 

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Mike Jones by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

Mike Orlando  

Semi popular at push play concerts. An extremely nice and handsome individual. He is defiantly well liked by everyone!

Mike Orlando

Mike Orlando by 123654785 June 19, 2008

Mike Webber 

A name given to the best bar managers in the world.

"Have you checked out the Stadium bar yet?"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"

Mike Webber by God4bid December 17, 2011

Mike McRibbed 

Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.

Joe who were those guys I drove home last weekend?They Mike McRibbed me!

Mike McRibbed by Smillyman4 October 23, 2018