meat kick

When one person (male or female) takes their leg and uses a strong force of energy to smash it into another person's (male) private area. This hurts a lot so try to avoid from it happening to you.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna meat kick you as hard as I can."

by dean and jordan June 18, 2006

Meat Butter

The combination of saliva and snot dripping off your cock during a blow job cause by gagging.

After she deep throated his cock, all you could see was meat butter.

by NinjaMJS October 13, 2011

meat shield

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.

"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."

by ATX May 4, 2006

Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Meat Anchor

A meal containing an excessively high content of beef, and makes you feel like you cannot get up without vomiting.

I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.

by Mr. North March 23, 2008

Beat The Meat

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

by TyBangLon March 15, 2011