Jongler

They/them
Our beautiful wonderful nonbinary monarch from hit game deltarune

Aka. Tall Mike, Cowboy Mike, Big Mike, Zapper Mike, Nonbinary Mike

Guy 1: Hey how's your day going
Me: I need to get stuffed by Jongler
Guy 1:

Me:
Me: who said that 😰😰😰😰

by DiscoThey February 3, 2026

Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night

“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night ”

by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025

jangolova

"Janglova" is the Nigerian Pidgin for a "swingset" or just "swings"

"Chineke Sandra took the jangolova before I got here"

by Rains_good August 30, 2025

Jongkle

To fondle someone's ass or nuts as a joke.

"Dude I jongkled his ass so hard at the sleepover last night."

by Idkillnevereusethis October 30, 2025

jingoslop

A product of post-war (especially post-9/11) patriotism, defined by excessive and constantly-churned out media that's heavily focused on militarism, patriotism, war, etc. Bonus points if they have a muddled, washed out, grey-green-brown color palette or have a heavy focus on shooting "terrorists" or ambiguously brown foreigners.

This is going to get a lot of people mad, but Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Battlefield are examples of jingoslop.

by nezu December 15, 2025

Deejay jango

People that are able to beat you at eny xboxlive game known to man or in the universe. Or is that a song that rave people are listening to right now!

Deejay: we own you bitches
Captainrex28: ohh my god 7534243412 to 1.... we suck
Jango: yep thats the term Deejay Jango
Nikki66G: Omg jango your to hot lets fuck!!

by deejay jango October 9, 2009

bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011