Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 10, 2010

ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.

someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”

by elliewilliamsrealwife June 21, 2023

Scarlett Johnson

She a hotie and is thicccccc. Everyone thinks she is fire

Damn you wish you looked like scarlett Johnson Bitch!

by Asher A SMASHER March 05, 2022

Donald Johnson

Somebody who who is dumber than Boris Johnson and Donald trump together

Hi I’m a Donald Johnson

by Yol May 04, 2020

Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.

I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here

by 2knuckleshuffle November 18, 2010

johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 10, 2008

Aiden Johnson

A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.

Look at Aiden Johnson, What a sped double chin.

by Im a dunce May 04, 2022