memory jerk

the act of masturbation while thinking of the visual image of a girl you had seen earlier that day

going to the mall and seeing lots of hot girls and then going home and whip the one-eyed willy until he violently pukes

by Ben Quadinaros September 2, 2005

circle jerk

How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.

John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.

by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003

jerk movies

slang for porn, either on film or internet

"yo you got those jerk movies, son?"

by Jayo August 15, 2004

Jerk-off

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.

Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?

by Brennan Kennedy May 22, 2005

JERK

A popular dance originating in Los Angles C.A...also known as the reject/rejerk...

also a popular phrase used amongst teens in LA

Ay ma niggz that party was jerkin.

Do you jerk?

by Big Jerk April 27, 2009

circle jerk

A group of men who stand in a circle and use the right hand to masturbate for the man behind him. Usually a big hit at parties! Its all usally for a good cause.

The circle jerk at your house last night was great!

by circajerkgalore April 29, 2010

circle jerk

The principle guiding force behind 70-104% of all Internet communities or message boards.

Occupies the top point of the Internet Pentagram of Virtual Idiocy along side:
Flame-War
Meme
1337
Blog

I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk

by Lig Na Baste January 14, 2008