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Dale Jacobs

An often loud and obnoxious Florida Gators fan who hates DBQs in Ms. Eason's class. Thinks that Addison Sanders is the shit. Also has an affinity for Altoids.
Addison: Dale Jacobs, how awesome am I?

Dale: So awesome, it makes me want to cry.
by You know who i was March 6, 2010
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Michael Jackson

He is a music genre himself.
Person A: Hey, what genre do you listen to?
Person B: Michael Jackson.
by Anonymous Music Genre September 16, 2009
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jack of all trades

The other definitions are wrong.
A Jack of all Trades is someone who is decent at everything, but not especially adept at any one thing.
Red Mage from Final Fantasy is a Jack of all Trades.
by morbidgolem November 3, 2007
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Jack Thompson

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.
Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.

Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment

Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect
by Spencer92 August 8, 2012
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Jack'd

To lead someone on. Pretending you have interest/feelings for them when in actuality you don't.
Jack Jack'd the daylights out of her and she's still in recovery.
by The Oppa's Club June 7, 2013
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jack sparrow

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"
by parlez December 3, 2003
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dirty jackson

A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.
"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."

"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.
by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008
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