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Is water free?

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice
by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017
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Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
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Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.
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Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008
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Gerber-free

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!
by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011
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Free-User

Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses
"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.

"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.
by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022
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Free Fame

When you become popular through one of your already popular friends without having to do anything
"Bih how come you so popular?"
"Hoe I got free fame wit Kareem!"
by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016
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